Guest Post: Lessons in Pentameter

Note from Sooz: I am SO EXCITED (like, fangirl-flipping-out-excited) to have Ian Doescher, the author of William Shakespeare’s Star Wars on Pub(lishing) Crawl! If you guys haven’t read these books, then DO. They are incredible.

Now take it away, Ian!


In my freshman year English class, as we prepared to dive in to Shakespeare’s Othello, my teacher Jane Bidwell taught us about the four major types of poetic feet, including the meter Shakespeare wrote it: iambic pentameter.  Iambic pentameter is a set of five (pent) iambs, which is a poetic foot with the pattern unstressed-stressed, like the word re-LEASE.  So, iambic pentameter is da-DUM da-DUM da-DUM da-DUM da-DUM.

Three years later, as a senior, we were required to write ten lines of iambic pentameter, as we studied John Dryden’s poem “Mack Flecknoe.”  “Mack Flecknoe” is a poem Dryden wrote to make fun of a man named Thomas Shadwell.  Our assignment was to write a similar poem making fun of someone else, so I, naturally, chose Barney the Purple Dinosaur.  Here are the ten lines I wrote at age 17:

“Hello, there kids.  Today we’re gonna sing!

Oh who’s your friend, your ruler, and your king?

It’s me you trust, the great and mighty one

Who makes you laugh, and lets you all have fun!

‘The Purple Hero’ I am known to you,

I love you more than both your parents do!

I’m great, I’m nice, I’m smart, I’m kind, and wise,

So now then, let me give you kids advice:

Believe that I love you and you love me,

And in my power ever shall you be!”

Not too bad.  But here’s a confession: in and after high school, I wrote occasional bits of poetry, and honestly I figured it was okay to play fast and loose with the meter.  If I needed to scrunch an additional syllable or two into my line to use the words I wanted to use, that was okay.  But about eight years ago I made a pact with myself—the kind of pact that only nerds make with themselves: from that point forward, if I was going to write in verse I was going to be a total stickler about having flawless meter (and rhyme).  What I realized back then is that anyone can fudge meter, but only true artists are perfectionists about it.  My exemplar in this is not Shakespeare, actually (who bent iambic pentameter to his own will), but Dr. Seuss:

“Green eggs and ham, green eggs and ham,

I do not like green eggs and ham…”

Flawless iambic tetrameter.  The text of Dr. Seuss’ books sings as you read it because he was just about perfect when it came to meter.

So, what about you?  How can you write great verse?  The trick is to be honest with yourself about where the syllables in your line fall, and if you are fitting in extra syllables or if your rhymes aren’t perfect (“wise” doesn’t rhyme with “advice,” sorry 17-year-old Ian!), you need to go back to the drawing board.  Sometimes this is painful.  In the course of writing the William Shakespeare’s Star Wars trilogy, I can’t tell you the number of times I had to ditch a line and start over because I couldn’t get the syllables to work the way I wanted them to.  In the end, though, I think the books are better for it.  And so will your verse be if you stick to your guns and go for perfection.

As a 17-year-old, I didn’t know that what I was learning about iambic pentameter would change my life, and I didn’t know that my nerdy pact with myself 8 years ago would also be so important.  I’m convinced, though, that (at least in part) it was the attention given to my iambic pentameter that made William Shakespeare’s Star Wars attractive to Quirk Books.  I wouldn’t say my verse is 100% perfect—that’s almost impossible (particularly with words like “stormtrooper” and “lightsaber,” which defy iambic pentameter)—but I know I tried my hardest.  Here’s to taking the time to make your meter sing, like dear ol’ Dr. Seuss!

Thank you SO MUCH for stopping by, Ian!! To celebrate your visit, we’re giving away the entire William Shakespeare’s Stars Wars series + posters! HOORAY! Just fill out the Rafflecopter form to be entered!

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And don’t miss the rest of Ian’s blog tour:

  • Mon, June 23rd: GOOD BOOKS & GOOD WINE
  • Tues, June 24th: BIBLIOMANTICS
  • Thurs, June 26th: GEEKY LIBRARY
  • Fri, June 27th: NOVEL THOUGHTS
  • Tues, July 1st: GEEKOSYSTEM
  • Weds, July 2nd: MY MERCURIAL MUSINGS
  • Thurs, July 3rd: QUIRK BOOKS BLOG

Ian DoescherIan is a Portland native, and lives in Portland with his spouse and two children.  He has a B.A. in Music from Yale University, a Master of Divinity from Yale Divinity School, and a Ph.D. from Union Theological Seminary.  He is currently the Creative Director at Pivot Group LLC, a full service marketing, research and web agency in Portland, Oregon.


16 Responses to Guest Post: Lessons in Pentameter

  1. Sarena Jun 25 2014 at 7:46 am #

    I love Macbeth! I also love Star Wars. Awesome giveaway, Sooz!

  2. Rasmus Jun 25 2014 at 10:00 am #

    I totally deserve this, because of reasons!

  3. Carl Jun 25 2014 at 11:40 am #

    I have a number of favorite Shakespeare plays but my top three are Hamlet, Macbeth and A Midsummer Night’s Dream. Thanks.

  4. Sandy Jun 25 2014 at 12:58 pm #

    I think I only saw one Star Wars movie and I can’t remember what it was called >.> I believe I was a bit young. For Shakespeare I’ve only read Romeo and Juliet (twice) and Macbeth I quite enjoyed Macbeth. I want to read A Midsummer’s Night Dream.

  5. Robyn Jun 25 2014 at 3:51 pm #

    I am not a huge Star Wars fan, but I am a huge Shakespeare fan, as well as a fan of really good, smart parodies. This series marries those three things flawlessly, and I am so thankful that it was successful enough to warrant finishing the trilogy.

  6. Jeremiah Jun 26 2014 at 3:03 pm #

    The moment this came I died of happiness.

  7. Jeremiah Jun 26 2014 at 3:04 pm #

    A New Hope was always the best

  8. Katlin Collins Jun 27 2014 at 10:11 pm #

    There are some spoilers, so if you do not know “Hamlet”, I wouldn’t recommend reading my post.

    My favorite Shakespearean play is “Hamlet”. I love the way Shakespeare captured the faux madness in Hamlet only to have it seem as if he had truly gone mad. The fact that Hamlet had put on such a show of being crazed, he didn’t even realize Ophelia, the love of his love, was going mad amazes me. Plus, the relationship between Hamlet and Claudius is a perfect representation of how cruel and harsh families can become. I think Gertrude shows that grief and love can cause a person to become incredibly blind.

  9. Shannelle C. Jun 28 2014 at 8:43 am #

    Is this international? I hope it is! I’ve been on the lookout for a chance to get some of these books.

  10. Maya Jun 28 2014 at 2:56 pm #

    Hamlet is my favorite Shakespeare play that I’ve read!

  11. Lisa Hay Jun 28 2014 at 2:57 pm #

    Fav Star Wars is hands down The Empire Strikes Back. And fav Shakespeare is Much Ado About Nothing because how can you NOT love Beatrice and Benedict…. These books give theater nerds/Star Wars Geeks like me a happy 🙂

  12. Jil Jun 29 2014 at 9:38 am #

    I love all the Star Wars Movies. This year I was lucky enough to win tickets for the Star Wars Day/Marathon, which was absolutely amazing! Unfortunately I have never read anything by Shakespeare…but I’m definitely planning on catching up on that.

  13. Jonathan Jul 1 2014 at 10:21 am #

    Favorite movie of all time? Prithee, Star Wars!

  14. Jerry Jul 1 2014 at 10:45 pm #

    Episode 5 best of all.

  15. Alexa S. Jul 6 2014 at 6:04 am #

    I honestly think it’s so fun that something that you learned at such a young age had an impact in your writing later on! It’s pretty cool. And what’s even cooler is that the first lesson came during a study of Shakespeare, which makes him pretty awesome too 😉

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